Suggestion: I swear, all these blank kids are getting into everything. Every time I kill one of them the others just misbehave more. I keep finding them in piles at the bottom of stairways and they think its funny. It’s not funny. I can’t get through.

Suggestion: We need more suggestion cards.

Suggestion: We received a mascot suit with paint on its gloves. Someone took it to the south gate, and the color matches what the vandal is using. Might be worth looking into. Also, where are the cards?

Suggestion: costume sticking to the sores

Suggestion: It’ s tOo hard to writ with this gloves on

Suggestion: Thanks for the suggestion cards! Finally! What are we doing about staffing check-in at peak hours?

Suggestion: Once more, sorry for the napkin. We’re out of cards again.

Suggestion: One of the mascots cornered me in the supply closet and grabbed my breasts. I’ve told Michael Sheehan about it but I don’t think he’s going to do anything because I don’t know who was in the outfit. I’m going to file a lawsuit if management continues to avoid my calls. This is a final notice. Additionally, please restock the cards. I suspect they were removed so you could discourage my reports.

Suggestion: ha ha I’m a mouse

Suggestion: FUCK YOU.

Suggestion: Someone’s taking out light bulbs. I mean, just everywhere. The guests are getting increasingly angry about flipping switches only to have nothing happen.

Suggestion: When are we getting some new DVDs in the common room? I’m not complaining because they’re old movies, just that plenty are scratched and don’t play all the way through.

Suggestion: What’s the ETA on that coffee maker?

Suggestion: The vending machines on the third floor in the guest area are constantly unplugged and the money slots are often jammed with suggestion cards. I don’t even know what these cards are talking about.

Suggestion: We need more cards again.

Suggestion: Try to find Frank.

Suggestion: I will give you clues about Frank, okay?

Suggestion: Clue #1, It’s cold.

Suggestion: Clue #2, It’s wet.

Suggestion: We need another coat of paint on the south gate. Are you doing anything about this clown?