Suggestion: Clue #3, Flush.

Suggestion: The hot dog cart is still next to the water slide and there have been two more incidents involving children getting sick halfway through the pipe. This is really reflecting poorly on the resort.

Suggestion: I don’t think you’re looking for Frank!!

Suggestion: Hey, I don’t want to be a dick, but seriously, where are the cards? This box is pointless.

Suggestion: I keep sinking into the floor or maybe it’s just that I feel like it.

Suggestion: I can’t get any rest because there’s too much to do. Every time I lie down guests keep asking if I’m okay.

Suggestion: I can’t get my head off i can’t get my head off i cant get my head off i cant get my head off i can’t get my head of

Suggestion: ignore last card it was my real head i forgot

Suggestion: the costume is sticking to my sores and there are more sores

Suggestion: all i am is sores

Suggestion: the costume is breathing and if i don’t match its movements i can’t get any air

Suggestion: F

Suggestion: UCK

Suggestion: i keep locking the gates but someone keeps opening them again please tell them to stop doing that because it lets everyone out again and i feel that’s counterproductive

Suggestion: they found frank and they’re going to blame me please advise

Suggestion: HAHAHAHA frank's face was like a bad looking plate of mashed potatoes when they pulled him out but when i laughed at it everyone looked at me even the people with faces which is odd

Suggestion: i have to think of what to do

Suggestion: oh

Suggestion: i know hang on

Suggestion: I’m not sure if the suggestion box is the right place for this, but security isn’t doing much about my complaint. Over the last couple of days I’ve been circling the resort and counting the number of staffers. As far as I can tell, there are more mascots on the grounds than we have on payroll. Security says it doesn’t make sense, but I think we have one extra.